kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)
kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Danny Mahealani
Additional Tags: Danny makes an appearance, Danny has a lil crush, meddling stiles, Grocery Shopping, Pack Feels, Miguel - Freeform, Concerned Sheriff, No Slash, Even though Sterek is life
Summary:
Derek enlists Stiles’ help for a very important mission and Stiles is, well, Stiles.
We were told as kids to never talk to strangers on the internet and to never get into any strangers cars. Nowadays we literally summon strangers from the internet so we can get into their cars.
I wish I was rich. I wouldn’t even want to live a lavish, luxurious lifestyle. I would use my wealth to go to school and learn the things that truly fascinate me, without worry of it impacting my ability to provide for myself or my family.
I wish I was rich. I wouldn’t even want to live a lavish, luxurious lifestyle. I would use my wealth to go to school and learn the things that truly fascinate me, without worry of it impacting my ability to provide for myself or my family.
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TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON
Mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem my heart
Movie category of the week: Disney Renaissance movies
The Disney Renaissance refers to an era from 1989-1999 during which Walt Disney Animation Studios returned to making more musical animated films that were mostly based on well-known stories, and it allowed Disney’s animated films to become powerhouse successes at the domestic and foreign box office; making much more profit than most of the other Disney films of the past eras. (x) (x)
The animated films released during this period include: The Little Mermaid (1989), The Rescuers Down Under (1990), Beauty and the Beast (1991), Aladdin (1992), The Lion King (1994), Pocahontas (1995), The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996), Hercules (1997), Mulan (1998) and Tarzan (1999).
1. put all the candidates in a room with a very wise old owl. the owl will sit on the shoulder of whomever the owl deems fit for office. everybody will trust the owl’s decision
2. who can hold their breath the longest? i’m talking, like, in the whole world. everybody has to try all at once and whoever wins, wherever they are, becomes the new leader of everything
3. a series of complex puzzles and riddles that the candidates must solve. no outplayed riddles, no old puzzles. everything must be new. the puzzle adjudicators must come up with a whole new set of puzzles for every election. the puzzle adjudicators are decided by a very wise old owl
4. the candidates all stand in a row and say, in total honesty and sincerity, precisely how they feel about Weekend at Bernie’s 2. they have five minutes.
5. just elect the owl
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